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subtrist:

no it’s fucking annoying
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My thoughts during school
  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
  • me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: ugh
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Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your leg!

Book Peeta:

(Source: shanksperian-everlark, via pandariri)

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alexketchum:

When he reaches level 20.
you run.
RUN.
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Conversation I heard in the club.
  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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  • Peeta: When I walk out the shop
  • Katniss: Not again-
  • Peeta: This is what I see
  • Katniss: Peeta stop
  • Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
  • Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
  • Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
  • Katniss: You done?
  • Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
  • Katniss: ...
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m-agnolias:

everybody in the theater laughed so hard at this hahaha
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