My thoughts during school
- me: why
- me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
- me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
- me: whens lunch
- me: the fuck is this
- me: why are you here
- me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
- me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
- me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: ugh
Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your leg!
Book Peeta:
(Source: shanksperian-everlark, via pandariri)
March 29, 2012 - 16208 notes
Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
- Peeta: When I walk out the shop
- Katniss: Not again-
- Peeta: This is what I see
- Katniss: Peeta stop
- Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
- Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
- Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
- Katniss: You done?
- Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
- Katniss: ...

"We should all start to live
she's the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry.










